well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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