I'm going to jail i love you
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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