youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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