quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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