How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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