At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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