Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
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