Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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