in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
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