she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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