you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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