let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Why can't burritos get me drunk
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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