Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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