what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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