Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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