I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I've blown a few things in my day
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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