Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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