Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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