is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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