Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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