I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
