Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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