Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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