What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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