i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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