So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
The Olympian is in my bed
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Randomize
