But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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