The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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