One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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