The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
i believe in u and ur pee
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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