I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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