It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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