Do you still have your period?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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