The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
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