At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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