He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Randomize
