But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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