I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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