why didn't you poke me back
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
We need to get me chipped asap
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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