Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Randomize
