i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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