So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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