I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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