Grow some girl-balls and come out already
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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