she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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