so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Randomize
