Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
