This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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