WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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