he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
two words...techno handjob
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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