If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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