The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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